Well, the awards are flying in all the time so I'll make a few of my own
The worst commenter:
I'd just like to thank Will for this high prestige award. Somehow, whatever I write, he always seems to put me down with 'how Liverpool were in the old days'.
The Robbie Keane best celebration:
Who else but Jimmy Bullard? Not many people can make a mickey of their manager and not get hairdryer treatment. Donovan however came close with a Nazi like celebration when he scored against Brazil, his celebration seemed to consist of pointing at himself and mouthing 'me me me'
The Cristiano Ronaldo best 'I'm a sulky brat':
Sol Cambell. Was at Notts County for just one game before leaving.
The Steve Mclaren worst manager:
It was tough this year but joint top are Diego Maradona the man who couldn't organise a tea party let alone a World Cup qualifying campaign. Also Raymond Domenech for being an Englishman in disguise. Whoever thought that he would try and get France out of the World Cup before it's started?
The Dimitar Berbatov best contribution by a non moving object:
The beach ball is an obvious choice, if Liverpool miss out of the top 4 by 2 points they'll know who to thank.
The Diego Maradona pantomine villain:
Thi is obviously Henry's for handballing the ball and then crossing to Gallas to head it in. We'll be organising a victory parade for you in Dublin.
The Diego Maradona award for a moment of genius after a moment of madness (or vice versa):
It was obviously a tie between Rafa Benitez and Jermain Defoe. Shortly after just losing out to Man-U for the Premier League, Benitez is now having a terrible season: out of the Champions League group stages and 7th in the Prem. Jermain Defoe, after having a stupid 3 match ban he scored 4/5 goals in one half against Wigan.
The Pele award for best player:
Has to be Messi. Enough said.
The Kevin Keegan mentalest manager:
Phil Brown narrowly pips Benitez to this spot after some superb performances. Singing a kareoke song after Hull stayed up is enough to win alone.
The Lucas most unnapreciated player:
Bobby Zamora all the way.
Are you thanking me for giving you that first award? Can't quite work it out. If so, despite it being done unwittingly, it's my pleasure.
ReplyDeleteDoes that make me the best commentator, on the grounds that there are only two of us commenting at the moment?
Lucas is certainly the most unappreciated player in terms of capital value, and that's because he's useless. He is a rapidly depreciating asset.