Rooney, can you stop him?
Quite frankly no. The young maestro is at the top of his game right now and without him, Manchester United would probably be 4th. He has replaced Ronaldo perfectly and, unless he gets an injury (God forbid) then he will be the Prem's highest goalscorer. Woohoo!
One certainly senses that Rooney will have to score more and more goals to negate the amount of goals flying in at the other end of the pitch.
ReplyDeleteAnd surely we should stop and take stock lest we forget that Rooney is a chav?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean, Rooney is a chav? Has he beaten anybody up? No. Has he cheated on his wife? No. Does he have a bad hair cut? Yes. But still...
ReplyDeleteWell, we cannot declare with certainty whether Rooney has or has not beaten anyone up or cheated on his wife. What we can say with certainty is that he has not been publicly exposed for doing either, and therefore we must not suspect him of such.
ReplyDeleteHowever, he is a spotty Big Mac munching bling merchant with a penchant for a shell suit i.e. a CHAV.