I am moving to the blog 'Total Football' where you can find me. The adress is
http://totalfootball-nicko.blogspot.com/
Bye.

March's description:

As I have not written for the past month, I have decided to make a summary of March. Enjoy:

The 'special one' (a.k.a. Jose Mourinho) managed to truimph over Carlo Ancelotti's Chelsea. In two wins for his Inter side over his arch rival 'Jesus'. He should have lost. Chelsea people (like John Terry)always show respect to their former friends.

The Carling Cup final was won by Wayne Rooney after he came of the bench and scored the winner.(Who cares about Man-U, Rooney could have beaten Aston Villa on his own anyway)

There was more Champions League drama as Rooney thrashed AC Milan 4-0 and David Beckham returned to Old Trafford. The highlight of the night was Beckham holding a gold and green scarf before Rooney tore his team apart. When he was asked about it later he shrugged. 'I dunno, it was cold' fortunately for him he only had to touch

Rooney and he was on fire.

In true Galactigo style, Beckham got injured a week later which means that he will miss the chance to become the first England player to go to four World Cups along with Michael Owen who got injured as well. This honour will now almost definitely be shared between Walcott and Rooney in the next few years. They might try to draft in Bobby Moore's ghost though, anything's better then Sol Campbell...

An apology:
I'm afraid I haven't wrote for a month and a half. I apologise humbly to all eleven of my readers and I now hope to do this blog on a more regular basis. I have also just noticed the standard of my writing recently and it has dropped lower then John Terry's shorts. Once again, an apology.

The Handshake:

Never before has a greeting (or rather lack of a greeting) been so eagerly awaited by football fans everywhere. It basically all boils down to this: Wayne Bridge didn't greet John Terry as you normally would in a football match. Anyone who cares (apart from Hello! and OK!) needs to get a life. Far more intresting was Terry's performance in the match which was downright awful. Chelsea have now dropped vital ponts in the title race.

Rooney, can you stop him?
Quite frankly no. The young maestro is at the top of his game right now and without him, Manchester United would probably be 4th. He has replaced Ronaldo perfectly and, unless he gets an injury (God forbid) then he will be the Prem's highest goalscorer. Woohoo!

Jesus comes on top against Prince Charles and David Beckham loses to his old team:
Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan got the better of Chelsea in the first leg of the Champions League's last 16 Milito opened the scoring, Kalou equalised but then Cambassio scored a late winner. Meanwhile, Rooney popped up twice to score against AC Milan in a 3-2 victory. There's set to be a very intresting second leg.
By the way, this is my 100th post. Woohoo!

Rio Ferdinand, we're all behind you (but the media are following every move you make):
Rio Ferdinand is the new captain of England after John Terry had a brief meeting with Fabio Capello and was stripped of the England captaincy. Rio Ferdinand, his partner in defence is the new captain, while Gerrard is the vice captain. Rooney is presumably the number 3.